So, my visit to Canada was quite hectic at times, quite relaxing at others, and all-in-all a very successful venture.
T & Bri's wedding and reception were both awesome; everything seemed to go off without a hitch, but that's an observation from an outsider who really didn't take part in the pre-wedding preparations. It was a great time and a good chance for the family to be together again.
Here's a picture of three generations of Sakaluks. Back row (l-r): Uncle Evan, cousin Jesse, Aunt Donna, moi, John Sak / Front row (l-r): Aunt Bonnie, Mary-Lou (an honorary Aunt), and Nan.
Aunt Donna, my mom and I went to Shoppers Drug Mart for some film on the day of the wedding. We discovered in the process that the cosmetics personnel give free make-overs! Consequently, Aunt Donna completely forgot about the film (we had to go back later), and the two of us ended up looking a bit clown-ish for the wedding. But it cost a grand total of zero dollarz, so whatevs! Everyone was looking at the bride and her lovely bridesmaids (including my stunning cousin Corrie) anyway!
The ceremony, which everyone expected to be a lengthy, tear-jerking affair, was actually very short and sweet. Bri somehow managed to keep it together, which prevented the river of tears that threatened to ruin all the ladies' make-up. People seem to be very susceptible to tearing up whenever Bri starts to lose it, I've discovered!
After the ceremony, most people went outside for a breather; this picture was taken in front of a fountain outside the banquet hall that T & Bri got married in. It was very windy out, so the fountain messed up quite a few of these pictures whenever we got sprayed! After that, one of my uncle Tom's old friends had us over to his house for some pre-reception drinkage. We sat on the back patio for about an hour just chatting about the ceremony and relaxing.
This was one of several photographic attempts to duplicate a picture from Aunt Donna's first wedding to now ex-husband Gord. She got married on the Chief Commanda (a rentable yacht on Lake Nipissing in North Bay), and there's a fabulous picture of her in her wedding dress and her two brothers, my dad and my uncle Tom. In this picture, you can see the tables from the reception hall. Pretty fancy stuff!
Here's a picture that I requested to have with my youngest first cousin on my dad's side, Jesse. I was his favorite cousin before he figured out he had a penis and therefore should probably stay away from icky, cootie-ridden girls! His voice has dropped about eight octaves and he's grown at least four inches in the past year. I can't believe he's already fifteen!!
Here's the father and mother of the groom, my Uncle Tom and Aunt Mary. They gave an incredible speech together about T's amazing character, which has remained constant since he was a young kid. It made pretty much everyone blubber!
Here's John Sak (my little brother) dancing with Nan. I aided in getting John drunk enough to want to hit the dance floor at the reception. And now he is immortalized slow-dancing with his grandma...
And his sister!! Actually, by the point this picture was taken, I was considerably more trashed than the younger sib.
This picture of myself with my brother and sister would be a keeper, were my tit not hanging out almost to the nippage. I guess I kind of lost track of my bodacious tatas in all the drunken revelry...
Here are Corrie (my cousin) and Pablo (her boyfriend) -- generally known as C&P. They didn't get to see much of each other throughout the day until the speeches were done at the reception, since Corrie was part of the wedding party as a bridesmaid. Pablo sat at our table, though, and we tried our best to keep him entertained. He bet me $20 U.S. that I wouldn't eat a heaping spoonful of horseradish. Too bad I'm not a pussy!!
Here is an almost standard cake-shot, made sweeter by the fact that T is obviously trying
to mess up his bride's face with cake. How considerate! If I ever get married, and if I decide to have a traditional ceremony/reception (two very big and somewhat unlikely "ifs"), like hell am I going to be careful with the cake! The groom is going to be CAKED 2 D MAX.
Date: 08/12/07
Listening to: "The Best of Us" - Fugu
Mood: calm
Well, I've finally reached the great, wide North. The drive to Hamilton was a nightmare because we hit the border at an incredibly horrible time. The drive to North Bay from Hamilton was a pain in the ass because Hannah had to pee every hour and the 400 was congested as hell.
Be that as it may, I am here at my mom's house and relatively unscathed. I'll probably be heading out to a mall today to get a dress for T's wedding. My skin's clearing up again at an alarming rate; probably because the water quality here is
so much better than in Normal and my skin can actually get
clean. Quite honestly, the city of Normal has the shittiest water
ever -- it's harder than teeth, what with all those calcium deposits that build up everywhere from that nasty-ass water. My shower is a testament to its impurity. Don't believe me, mm? If you're a Normal resident, take a freakin' gulp of shower water; I bet you won't even be
capable of getting around the dusty, metallic taste to swallow it.
Not much going on otherwise. I need to work on "that script" today, probably finish it up good and proper so that Dan can slice and dice it and tell me how much I suck? I have to admit, though -- the closer I get to being done with this script, the less I respect it as a decent output from my brain. Maybe that's how I'm supposed to feel, but it just drives me to edit, and edit, and edit, and edit... when what I really need is just something new to work on and to be done with fucking
Green County.
Cigarettes in Canada are expensive and nasty, and I have no money. I only brought up three Winstons to last me nine days. Looks like I'm probably quitting ferrealz? I got the tremors a little bit last night right before I fell asleep, and I've been eating
waaaaaaaay too much just to satisfy the oral fixation. But it needs to be done, I've decided.
I had one of those weird fainting spells a couple weeks ago. I haven't had one in years, and the one that happened recently was probably triggered by something I'm not necessarily comfortable with discussing on something open to the wide world's eyes. It scared me a lot about my body, though. "Fainting" is kind of a mild term for what happens to me: all the blood rushes down from my head at the same time into my legs and it feels like I'm dying. Chrissy remarked that my latest "spell" resembled a seizure more than a dead faint, and when I came to, I just lied there in a daze and sweated out about three pounds (seriously, I have never sweat so much in one sitting in my entire life). It has me concerned that I may have suffered a mini-stroke, but I'm too much of a pussy to go to a doctor with my symptoms and have tests confirm that suspicion, so I just have to see to my health immediately. I
have to quit smoking; something tells me I'm not going to be one of those
lucky smokers who get to wither away in their sixties and seventies from cancer. I'm worried I'll be one of those "kicks off at 32 due to a heart attack" smokers. While I've never really believed that I'll die at an especially old age, I'd at least like to make it to 40. I'm nearly twenty-one and still feel so much like a kid.
Anyway, I have poor circulation and blood pressure that fluctuates from very low to moderately high on a dime. I can no longer afford to partake in the cancer sticks, or, as they will probably end up in my case, extremely painful and deadly stroke sticks.
Most people I know who smoke have even more reason to quit than I do. The effect on Chrissy's health has been staggering: she's got a cough that resembles her mother's now, and it's more of a "hacking up chunks of lung" cough than a "serious cold" cough. It would be good for her to quit, too, because, unlike most people, she could benefit from binge eating to stave off her cravings. Her legs, arms, and hands are looking positively skeletal lately. She appears to have
lost weight since she last went to get her Depo shot and was bitched out by the nurse for being twenty pounds underweight. She's actually starting to
look like a cigarette.
Hmm.
I found out recently that my cousin's reception is open bar. Sweetness. I will attempt to keep some dignity and not make a fool of myself... but I suppose I can only promise that the
attempt will be made.
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Date: 08/08/07
Listening to: "Fee Fie" - The Hidden Cameras
Mood: (heat) exhausted
Well, Chicago was fun, but due to some less than intelligent banking on my part, I now have -$72 to my name... Good thing I get paid on Friday!
Visiting Jimmy was pretty awesome. On Saturday night, I met his friend Will and Will's wife Pam, a very nice couple, even though they're scientologists. Will has a gigantic mastiff named George who stands 6'2" on his hind legs. Will also has two very young daughters -- Madison, who is one-and-a-half, and Sydney, who is about eight months. Madison was already in bed when we were visiting, but Sydney, being an infant, was up for a bit to be fed and fussed over. Jimmy and I left at around 1am and I slept like the dead, since he actually has a
bed. Any bed I sleep on now seems to be the most comfortable thing I have ever rested upon.
On Sunday, after some brunch at Coco's Cafe, I headed into the city by myself to go see Ellen and Erik. I saw Ellen's new place -- a very spacious apartment with 20ft high ceilings! She's getting a really good deal on it, too -- split between three people, it's about $450 per person (before utilities, of course). Pretty nice, for Chicago proper!
Ellen taught me how to play mahjong, and I proceeded to lay an epic smackdown on her, before she finally came back and beat me the third game we played. By that time, Erik had arrived from across town to chill with us in Ellen's nice air conditioning. We played a game based on the Nightmare Before Christmas -- it was difficult and frustrating, belying its indication that it was suitable for players 8+ in age. Ellen and Erik witnessed the best comeback in the history of that stupid little game, as I roared back from a definite losing position for the majority of the game to win it all in the end!
Erik and I traveled back into the Loop together. It took a long while; we got off at the wrong stop, and the trains seemed to only be running once every half hour. We had good talks, though, which was awesome, since I haven't been able to spend any time with Erik one-on-one for a long time. I'll be meeting him, Teryn, Kerry, and Kerry's new boyfriend Stephen at the Coffeehouse for some lunch today at noon. Fun times.
On Monday and Tuesday, Jimmy and I were pretty lazy. We hung out with Brian and watched 300 on Monday, and ended up booking a room at a sleazy motel for a "4-hour nap" later that evening so we could have some alone time away from the 'rents.
On Tuesday, Jimmy's mom set me up with a wonderful liquid vitamin supplement and a set of tea tree oil body wash, face wash, and cream, as well as some organic apricot shampoo and conditioner from her herbal shop. Free stuff is awesome!
And now I'm home for a paltry span of time (a whole two days) before I'm heading off to Canada to see T and Bri get married.
I missed my last work day because I set my alarm for 5:20pm instead of 5:20am... despite waking up almost every hour on the hour because of a) the heat and b) my craziest roommate's all-night television binge. Suck!
Yeah, so I came home last night, and there was an opened suitcase with clothes spilling out in the middle of the front yard right next to the driveway. Sara was in the living room, surrounded by what looks like days of accumulated garbage, dishes, and clothes.
I can't believe how utterly repulsive and annoying she is!!
I'm sorry, but yeah. I told her to get her shit out of the yard, because (DUH!) her shit's going to get stolent/wet/ruined. She gave some half-hearted acquiescence which I take to mean that her shit (or what's left of it) is still going to be in the yard, and the living room is going to be even more unrecognizable. I think she's home for good from camp (yikes!). I seriously don't know how much of it I'll be able to take. Sometimes, she'll come home and clean the entire upstairs, which is kind of nice, but also shitty because a) she chooses to do it from 8pm to 8am, and b) she manages to completely reverse the cleanliness within two hours, tops. By mid-fall, I'll probably be considering uniting with my other roommates to kick her out and sublease, because the house gets progressively more ridiculous every time she comes home and trashes it. Seriously, this is the worst case of "but usually Mommy is there to pick up after her precious little baby" that I've ever seen.
I doubt I'll make too much of a fuss about it, though, seeing as I'll be leaving in two days. I guess I'll just hope it's in better condition when I get back?
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Date: 08/04/07
Hey all, I'm going to be in Chicago for the next few days -- until the 7th. Sort of a spur of the moment decision...
AKA I miss my boyfriend, lahl...Anyone in the Chicago area can reach me at my new cell number... which is listed in my sidebar (if you don't can't guess the area code, then you probably don't know me well enough to call me!).
Anyway, I'd love to hang out with anyone who's going to be around!
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Date: 08/04/07
Things to have at my house before the semester starts:
- textbooks
- a real mattress
- cereal
- ginkgo supplements
- my pillar fan
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Don't Shit On My Face and Tell Me It's Sprinkles
Date: 08/01/07
Listening to: "Interior of a Dutch House" - Beirut
Mood: so bored
It's Chrissy's birthday today. I got her some philosophy books at Babbitt's -- Sartre, because she loves him; Kant, because it's good for her.
I've had a boring day. I stayed up late entertaining various company last night (Ellen came through on her way to Chicago, and then Ryan came by and we talked about a bunch of random stuff until after midnight). Slept until 9 this morning -- incredible, considering how difficult it is for me to sleep in these days. Did a barely measurable amount of data entry at the lab, and ran into a family friend downtown.
I've been sitting around in my room for most of the day -- my awesome, clean, might-as-well-be-air-conditioned-because-it's-in-the-basement room.
I busied myself putting up some prints -- postcard-sized Klimt and Kahlo pieces dot the wall, along with quite a few Bob Marley photos. I need to get the Clockwork Orange painting Chrissy did for me a few years ago in here, as well as that Jack Nicholson Shining piece that Alyssa did for me her sophomore year of high school. Oh, and I need that potato-sack textured Bob Dylan print. And then, I shall be set as far as decoration goes. I've been picking up wild turkey feathers in the forest; I've got two humongous brown and white striped ones along with a smaller feather (that I still think is from a turkey), which is brown with a strip that has the same visual attributes as oil in water. Kind of like a regular brown feather with bling. It's cool.
Josh gave me some boards and milk crates, with which I made myself a computer desk and a writing desk. Still no chairs, but I'm kind of grooving with the spartan Japanese look. Makes the space seem bigger, which I actually don't need to do, since any room seems gigantic as compared to the shoebox I lived in at my parents' house.
Anyway, I've got some plans to keep myself from going absolutely batshit crazy this week, including hanging out with Teryn tomorrow and going grocery shopping sometime this weekend with my dad. In nine days, I'll be headed off to Canada for a week and a half because my cousin T.J. is getting married. Out of my first cousins on my dad's side, he's the first to get married... crazy, considering he's only three years older than I am. But hey, he's also a lot more financially secure, what with his professional hockey career? This will be the first time the whole Sakaluk clan has been together for a long while, and I'm over legal drinking age in Canada, so the festivities promise to be amazing.
Tonight, Chrissy and I (and assorted others?) will be going to Shooters to play some one dollah pool. Sometimes it's pretty cool to have a vagina, because you get cheap stuff on ladies' night at different places. Like one dollah pool, for instance. Can't really beat that.
I guess the financial advantages of having a dick in the corporate world far outweigh these small vagina-related financial perks at fun places like bars, though.
One of my housemates has been stealing massive amounts of my food, so much so that I've been keeping a written record of what I consume each day so I can monitor the rate of theft. I've already had to move all of my non-perishables downstairs to my room, but even these are still getting lifted on occasion! And they are HIDDEN behind my laundry hamper!!
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be looking into a lockable cabinet space and borrowing my dad's mini-fridge this semester. Meanwhile, I've moved my non-perishables
into my ceiling. So much for my milk, eggs, and waffles. Sigh.
At least my 100 percent cranberry juice remains untouched. Apparently it is not an attractive beverage to the obese?
Which is sweet, because my kidneys
need that shit.
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